兩部白痴電影

[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]

關於人世間一切問題的根源，很多人尋尋覓覓了一輩子，很高興這部電影終於為大家提供了非常清楚的解答．

答案是４２．

那問題是什麼呢？

人世間一切問題的根源的問題是什麼？

在電影裡面．


[Team America: World Police]

南方公園製作群的傑作，下面這段經典的演說是美國主流對於反恐戰役的態度．實在沒有辦法把它翻成中文，不然看完昨天Ａ片影評還沒有跑掉的幾個讀者，大概會全部跑掉．

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!